A Blurb about Lonesome

 Lonesome

 When two worlds collide. 

A beautiful evocative film. There is a lot of chemistry between them

   City boy Tib (Zarif, Daniel Gabriel) meets country boy Casey(Josh Lavery). Two lost sons who call their fathers "cunts".  It is a father's job to teach his son about intimacy. Otherwise he will end up looking for it in truck stops and rest areas.

    The best scenes are when they are jokey and playing with each other like in the grocery store. "We aren't getting married". The sex scenes seemed forced because they are supposed to be. "I love you, you pay my rent"

A blurb about Saltburn.

Saltburn

This movie is not about gay this or gay that. It is about obsession. Believe me, I know where of I speak when it comes to college frat boy love affairs. There is a tricky line between love and hate.  It's not that difficult to understand.

 

Oliver, played by Barry Keoghan crosses that line deftly. 

Felix played by Jacob Elordi on the other hand...

More later...

A Blurb About Paris Blues (1961)

 Paris Blues (1961)

    I love this period of jazz and film just prior to when I was born in 1963. The end of Camelot was nearing. Hope sprang eternal.

     Paris Blues is very evocative of a certain time and place. Anything was possible. Ram (Paul Newman) is the self absorbed musician trying to make a name for himself in the music world. Eddie (Sidney Poiter) is the soulful musician who is just happy where he is. Connie (Diahann Carroll) and Lillian (Joanne Woodward) turn both of their lives upside down when they come to visit Paris as tourists.

     I know the word bromance didn't exist back then but there was a certain chemistry between Newman and Poitier on screen. I wish there could have been more back story about their collaboration.

A blurb about 'My Policeman'

It Was an Awful Time to be Gay 

     Having survived two world wide pandemics so far all I have to say is that I lived to see this movie. 'My Policeman' is what it is.

     Tom (Harry Styles) is a get in, get out quick kind of guy. Patrick (David Dawson) is more of a lingering kind of guy.

     Who are we to judge? Put yourself in their shoes. Yes, this is a period drama. It's like Merchant Ivory and soft porn had a baby.

     I get it.

A blurb about 'Don't Worry Darling'

No Worries...

HIM: Don't worry darling.

ME:  Be worried. Be very worried.

     May I just say that I liked this movie? I am a big sucker for mid-century modern. The whole 'Thelma and Louise' thing at the end. I really get it.

 I would actually like to wear one of those 'Clock Work Orange' eye thingies to live in that house.

     The sound track was beautiful and cloying.

     The cars were very cool.

     The costumes were impeccable.

     Chris Pine is so sexy. Wait, did I say that out loud?

     That said, I like Harry Styles. The problem is that he is trying way too hard to get me to like him, and that is kind of a turn off.

        I know that some people thought it was dumb. It is what it is. I enjoyed it.

A blurb about Scotty Bowers

Full Service

That's Scotty throwing the left hook punch.

I watched this documentary on Hulu. 

Fascinating. Honest. No bullshit. 

I always suspected but I never knew until now. 

      I got my copy of 'Full Service' in the mail today. Can't wait to read it.

 

 

 

 

Reminiscence: A Blurb

 Reminiscence

   I remember one time...but I digress.

  This film is both moody and beautiful, kind of like me.

     Nick Bannister (Hugh Jackman) is the quintessential wonky, charming, naive mark.

   Cyrus Boothe (Cliff Curtass) is a potent, menacing adversary. 

  Mae (Rebecca Ferguson)lends the perfect film noir, Jessica Rabbit, mood to the movie. She's not bad... They just draw her that way.

     Emily (Thandiwe Newton) kicks ass and takes names later while she deals with her own demons.

     Saint Joe (Daniel Wu) is sexy and disturbing at the same time.

   What was I saying?

   I forget.